Playboy Melayu Terakhir

Hello there.


My name is Dani you've never met me. Not even the closest friends of Shak have ever heard of me. Only a small number of people know me, and all of them are beautiful girls.


Why only beautiful girls?
Because me, Dani, adalah playboy melayu terakhir.


Gua dilahirkan pada 23 September, di Penang. Berketinggian 175 cm, bertubuh badan athletic, gua telah dirahmati 'Tuhan' dengan rupa paras yang kacak, yang bisa mencairkan hati mana-mana wanita.
Well actually, Dani don't believe in God. Shak selalu kata Tuhan itu ada, tapi gua tetap tidak yakin. Shak itu hopeless, seorang loser. Apa yang dia tahu.


I love fast cars, nice clothes, books (mainly philosophy, politics, and current affairs), smoking, drinking and of course, beautiful women.
I only smoke premium cigarettes (above RM10). Usually Lucky Strike, sometimes Rothmans’ International 100 just to add to the variety, Cuban cigar on weekly basis. Not really a heavy drinker, but I just love the taste of Guinness and red wine.


For those who know Shak, you might be thinking that Dani is actually Shak. But I can assure you that I'm not that sore loser.
I might be typing from the keyboard that Shak type, from the same laptop that Shak has, using the same broadband modem that Shak use, but I am not Shak.

And this is not a roman a clef either.


Dani is real, and alive.

Dani adalah playboy melayu terakhir.

Gua selalunya hanya low-profile. Jarang muncul di mana-mana unless ada gadis cantik yang berbaloi untuk diburu. Gua bolehlah dikatakan seorang hipster. Afterall, semua perempuan yang diburu pun juga terdiri dalam golongan hipster. I’m not a big fan of modern hit music. Gua rasa ianya mindless dan boring tetapi gua terpaksa juga ambil tahu tentang hits-hits terbaru.

Nightclubs don’t really play “Anarchy in the UK” or Joy Division tune, do they? Loser saja yang dengar lagu-lagu macam itu.


So, lu orang mesti tertanya-tanya. Apa yang gua buat di sini? Apa misi dan visi gua?

I’m here to help you guys, to help bringing out the playboy potential in you. Kenapa? Kerana playboy is a dying breed. It’s getting rarer and harder to find one. Sekarang semua lelaki mahu menjadi hamba wanita.

That’s not right.
Life's too boring if you enjoy it with only one girl.


First, kita perlu tahu apa itu playboy. According to Wikipedia (ini Shak yang beritahu, pasal hanya loser saja yang baca Wikipedia), playboy is a hedonist womanizer. Jadi sebelum apa-apa, anda perlu menjadi seorang hedonist dahulu. Anda bukan seorang hedonist? Pergi belajar sendiri macam mana mahu jadi seorang hedonist. Itu gua tak akan ajar. Gua playboy melayu terakhir, bukan hedonist melayu terakhir.


Kita mula dengan basic playboy codes dulu.

1. Do not fall in love.
2. Do not fall in love.
3. Always use protection.
4. It is advisable not to hunt girls which were already taken.
5. Go for variety. Do not stick with just one type of girls.
6. Do not sailang another playboy. Always remember to keep the brotherhood tight.
7. Do not stay too long with one girl. Do not get too comfortable. If it is already ‘veni vidi vici’, move on to next target.
8. Do not think about your reputation, street cred, respect etc.Playboys think about fun and fun only.
9. Always respect the women.

So, there you go. Apa tunggu lagi. There’s a lot of fun waiting for you.

Cukup untuk hari. Next time, gua akan bagi sikit tips-tips untuk mencairkan hati perempuan dan buatkan hasil buruan lu orang terkulai dalam pelukan.Dan gua akan share sikit tentang hasil buruan gua.



Sudah gelap nih. Malam minggu.



A playboy got to do what a playboy got to do.



Happy hunting,
Dani